Sister Midnight. He doesn't meet her needs emotionally and sexually, so she's unfulfilled, bored and dehumanized. The screenplay by writer/director Karan Kandhari takes a long time to get to the meat of the story as it spends too much time going around in circles to show Uma's mundane life with Gopal. She befriends her neighbor, Sheetal (Chhaya Kadam), who validates her feelings about her husband. Does the audience really need to be reminded over and over that Uma feels unhappy, though? Very little happens that's compelling until around the hour mark when the film suddenly takes a dark and twisted turn into horror/sci-fi territory. However, despite the potential, Sister Midnight lacks palpable tension and suspense while aiming for an elliptical and understated approach that doesn't take its concept anywhere interesting, bold or imaginative enough. The pace moves too slowly most of the time, so Kandhari trusts the audience's patience too much. On a purely aesthetic level, the cinematography, lighting and use of music add plenty of style albeit not enough to compensate for the lack of substance. At a running time of 1 hour and 50 minutes, Sister Midnight is visually stylish, but underwhelming, repetitive and dull. It opens at Angelika Film Center via Magnolia Pictures.
Number of times I checked my watch: 3
      Zack Anthony (Max Talisman) starts dating Zack Mandel (Joey Pollari) who turns out to someone he knew from his childhood when they were in theater camp together in Things Like This. Will their dating turn into a serious relationship? The screenplay by writer/director Max Talisman has its fair share of sweet and amusing moments, but, for the most part, it's contrived, cheesy and sugar-coated. As a romcom, the vaguely titled Things Like This doesn't take any risks as it follows a conventional romcom formula: guy meets guy, guy loses guy and guy tries to win guy over again. Their "meet cute" begins with something embarrassing that happens to Zack Anthony which involves a bloody nose. It's one of the most tender moments in the film because of how the other Zack shows compassion for him. But is it love? What is love? The two Zacks barely get to know each other and don't have much chemistry, not as much as the two leads in the superior A Nice Indian Boy have together. Eric Roberts has a few brief scenes as Zack Mandel's father. More scenes with them would've helped the audience to get a better sense of their relationship. If Things Like This were either more unflinching, funnier or more refreshing in some way, it would rise above mediocrity. Instead, it feels bland and sitcomish with forgettable characters and a Hollywood ending that doesn't earn its uplift. At a running time of 1 hour and 48 minutes, Things Like This opens in select theaters nationwide via MPX Releasing.
Number of times I checked my watch: 2